In the restroom: ‘Toilet out Of order. Please use floor below.”
Notice in a farmers field: “The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free but the bull charges.”
In the laundromat: “Automatic washing machines: Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.”
On the grounds of a private school: “No trespassing without permission.”
In a restaurant window. “Open seven days a week, and weekends too.”
On an automatic restroom hand dryer: “Do not activate with wet hands.”
In a maternity ward: “No children allowed.”